Royal BS

Prince William gave his first post-baby interview today. And while I love William and Kate as much as the next royal-craving American. I am calling BS on the future king.

“He’s a little bit of a rascal, I’ll put it that way,” William told CNN’s Max Foster. “He either reminds me of my brother or me when I was younger, I’m not sure, but he’s doing very well at the moment.”

Umm, George is less than one month old. How exactly is he a rascal? A rascal is defined as “a mischievous or cheeky person.” So he is pooping in his diaper when no one is looking? Sorry to tell you Prince William, that’s what babies do. Just because your baby will be King one day doesn’t make him special.

And he reminds you of your brother?

I don’t think so. You were 2 when your brother was a newborn and I doubt you remember that. And yourself? You were a baby! You definitely don’t remember anything from that time. If you did, you would probably be suffering from all of the PTSD that pooping in a diaper and breastfeeding caused.

So I think it would be more accurate to say that George reminds you of a baby… because he is one.

Birth of Prince George of CambridgeMichael Middleton via PA Wire

I seriously doubt you’ve even changed a nappy. Stop setting the bar so high for all the other newborns and Dads out there.

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