Look what arrived in the mail today for me at work…
I think they only send this stuff to the President of the Martha Stewart fan club – or at least VIP members.
And yes, I am definitely going to read her latest book that tells me how to live my life. I wonder if there is a chapter about “how to make the most of your time in jail.”
You better not go to jail! Who will cook my dinner, clean the apartment, and do my laundry? :)